Jessie Buchanan, 19, of Lakewood, walked into a grocery Thursday evening with a gun, demanded money and threatened the five people inside. Nadim Shalamy, 71, of Lakewood, shot the robber in the head, police said.WOOHOO!! (waiting for clapping to quiet down)
As the Great Chairman Kim DuToit says, "..old age and treachery will beat youth and vigor, every day of the week -- especially when old age and treachery includes gun ownership."
I just wish this hadn't happened one week prior.
DEAD GOBLIN COUNT: 6