OSU junior defensive tackle Ben Seigert has been arrested, for among other things, stealing a Ram from the university sheep center early Friday morning.That's not the weird part..
Seigert might have gotten away with the prank if he hadn't been caught driving the getaway car more than 60 miles an hour in a 25 mile an hour zone.Dumb, but not the weird part yet.. Keep 'ur pants on.. Wait for it... OK.. Here it is..
Deputies believe the Ram, which was part of an OSU study on homosexuality, was not harmed.Oh ya.. A study on Homosexuality, in Rams.. This guy is in for some SERIOUS jokes. So this is what Oregon taxpayers money is going to.. Study homosexuality in sheep. Umkay. Repeat after me.. Sofa King, We Todd Did.
Folks, stealing a rival schools Mascot is a tradition that goes back, well, a long ways. Other favorites are vandalizing the big rock letter that is proudly displayed on the side of the mountain. You know, sneaking in, in the middle of the night, with 3 gallon weed sprayers and painting it all sorts of pretty pastel colors. Then sending a letter to the editor of the school paper claiming the "Tooth Fairy" or "Easter Bunny" did it.
I mean, not that I would EVER do anything like that.. Nope, Not me.. Never happen.. Not Gonna Do it.. Just wouldn't be Prudent..