Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Raining Deer..

You heard it said, "It's raining cats and dogs outside!" Well, how about if it's raining deer? That's right, DEER! Check this out!

You will notice there is NO damage to the front of the truck. That's because the deer hit the truck, not the truck hitting the deer.

Raining Deer, The Story
So, our young hero is driving down an interstate highway in rural Minnesota. As he passes under the overpass, a deer falls through the windshield of his new Durango.
WHY? It was finally determined that the deer had been standing on the overpass, as another car crossed it. It scared the deer, and in his attempt to get away, he simply leapt over the side, plummeting down, until he encountered the passing Durango.

HOLY SHIT. I would have pissed my pants. Can you imagine? It's one thing to hit a deer in the road. You see him, he sees you, you both have time to say "Fuck" before the impact. But to have one fall out of space, and through the top of your truck? Jeezzz!

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