Daddy Test

I was out walking with my 6 year old son the other day.
As we were walking along he picked up something off the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I told him not to do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has yucky germs."
At this point, he looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh..." I was thinking quickly, "...All dads know this stuff. Um, it's on the Daddy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Daddy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" he beamed, "So if you don't pass, you have to be the Mommy."

Shamelessly stolen from Roger.