Dead Goblin.

From the Birmingham News of February 28, 2005 we have the tale of a man tied up, who frees himself and kills the shitbag bogeyman who is ransacking his home.

Man frees self after being tied up to kill man holding his wife A Shelby County man freed himself after being tied up and then fatally shot an armed, masked intruder inside his Chelsea home during a home invasion early Sunday morning, Shelby County authorities said.

[Attorney Robby] Owens said the homeowner would not face any charges. "If you're in your house, your own home, you're going to have a lot of freedom to protect yourself, especially your wife, your family and property,"

WOOHOO!! Finally two things to celebrate! A good guy wins, and a lawyer that doesn't have his head up his ass!

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