Saturday, October 30, 2004

Another Tape!

So, we are once again entertained by the antics of Osama Bin Laden! Yah! Just like every other celebrity, Bin Laden felt it was necessary to come out and remind us all to vote! How Nice!! AND, he reminds everyone that his LEAST favorite person is my boy G.W. Bush! Well, that cinches it. Bush should win in a landslide!

I have this suspicion that they are going to review this tape, and discover that it is some worthless piece of democratic shit dressed up like Osama. Trying to influence the election at the last minute.

Worthless Piece of Democratic Shit - Not Bin Laden
Nice try jerk off. Better luck in 4 years! Seriously people, everyday I am hearing news about how there are democrat's voting 2, 3, and even 4 times! What part of One Man (figuratively of course), One Vote don't they understand? First it was Dan "Fraud" Rather with his BS documents, now they are playing on our emotions from 9/11? Osama, I am here to tell you, Bush acted in a swift and decisive manner, ran your ass, and your Taliban out of Afghanistan, and sent you packing! This little game of "release a video" ain't gonna cut it any more. Do a live interview with FOX, and I might buy it, but until then, FUCK OFF! Oh, and CBS, ABC, NBC, please stop sensationalizing this asshole. He admits to killing 1000's of AMERICANS! Including 343 of my brothers in the FDNY. Come on guys, us a little common sense!

Alrighty, I am off to the range to release a little frustration. How many more days till it's over?

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