Hunting Anyone?

Well, I am completely and totally depressed. Phesant season has been in full swing since September 25, and the first Duck season has closed, and will re-open tomorrow.... I have yet to go, EVEN ONCE! What makes matters worse is my lovely wife, the Beautiful Baby Chicken, went to through her Hunters Education Class, just to be able to hunt this year, and I haven't had time to take her! The decoys sit, un-checked. The waders hang, un-inspected. I didn't even make it out to inspect blinds in the pre-season. It would be one thing if this was just for sport. However, we TRULY love the game meat we bring home, and through the off-season, it makes up a significant portion of our diet. I have been wingshooting quail, dove, phesant and duck since I was a wee Laddy. My father and I have spent MANY a weekend out hunting, and had what can only be described as an un-usual relationship. We never had the "I hate you" phase that so many teens suffer. We always had a great relationship. We talked, laughed, and had our 'little secrets.' When my father passed away, it was like I lost three people, my father, my friend and my hunting partner.

"Fuckwit" trying to hunt geese

So now, here I sit, with not only my son, but my wife, all wanting to go hunting. But none of us has the time! However, FuckNut Kerry, (you knew it was going this diection, didn't ya!?!?) has plenty of time to stop off in Ohio and hunt a few geese over a baited field! (That's against the law, people) What really burns my ass, it that he 'claims' to have harvested a goose, yet he carries none out. Whats more, he didn't even carry his own shotgun, HE HAD SOMEONE ELSE CARRY IT! What a lazy piece of shit! I have hauled TWO bags of dekes (short for decoys, for the uninformed,) waders, blind material, shotgun, and my son into the field. This schmuck, who wants my VOTE, can't even carry his own shotty, LET ALONE THE GOOSE HE HARVESTED?? You want my vote Fuckwit? I have three words for you.......NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!