Tuesday, February 08, 2005

OhMyGawd!!

Yes, this is truly a sign that the end is drawing near. I open my web browser today, and find, the lead article:
"DEEP THROAT Film to Probe it's Popularity"
OK, I get the pun, and I am quite sure it was unintended, (funny though!) but the real question is, "What the fuck?" So I go see. This is what I find.
Film producer Brian Grazer says he first heard about the 1972 pornographic film "Deep Throat" when his 60-year-old grandmother went to see it.

Grazer, whose credits include "Splash," "Apollo 13" and "A Beautiful Mind," said he made the new documentary "Inside Deep Throat" to examine why his grandmother was drawn to the 70s film.

Oh you have got to be kidding me. Grandma and Grandpa (I picture Whistler's mother) standing in line to see Linda Loveless play the skin flute? They stayed for the entire 93 minutes of sex and sword swallowing? Oh... My... Gawd! That's hysterical! What makes this even better is they are re-releasing the 1972 movie "Deep Throat" and editing one version so it has an R rating, (what fun would that be?)
Now, having seen the original, I can tell you, there is absolutely nothing in this movie that isn't pretty common with most porn hotties these day, and a lot of it is even considered pretty tame. But hey, just like Original Coke is better than the "New Formula" People will flock to see this to see if the original is "Better" than the DVD's they have hidden in their closet.
Freaks.
Now, where is the movie section of the paper...

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