Shoot me now..

Armed and Famous..

"VH1 has been exploiting B-List celebrities since the first season of the ‘Surreal Life’ and now CBS is going to try their hand at it. Instead of just putting them all in a house to see how ridiculous they’ll act after a few drinks, CBS is giving them guns. The new show ‘Armed and Famous’ is set to premiere this Wednesday (1/10). In ‘Armed and Dangerous’, five known semi-celebs will go through a police training course and then be put on the streets as sworn police officers with the Muncie Police Department in Indiana. After they go through the training, which will include weapon use and hand-to-hand combat, they’ll have the authority to arrest hookers, drug dealers and all sorts of bad-guys. Tune in to CBS this Wednesday at 8 pm (EST) to see the protecting and serving of Erik Estrada, La Toya Jackson, Jason “Wee Man” Acuna, Jack Osbourne and Trish Stratus. "

Oh.. My.. Gawd..

Please Please Please.. Make the Bad Man Stop!

WTF??

This comes from a friend of mine named JD.. A True Story of just how Moronic Some people are..

"Bozo criminal for today comes from Portland, Oregon where bozo Jason Klein was zipping through town at speeds exceeding 100 MPH. In spite of this, he failed to attract the attention of a single cop. He then rammed his car into a police cruiser, backed up and hit it again. This got the attention of the police and he was placed under arrest. Which brings up the question of why he rammed the cop car in the first place. He told officers he was mad because no one had given him a speeding ticket. He has several tickets now."

Oh My Gawd...
Excuse me while I go laugh my ass off!!

WTF??

Oh my GAWD..

Teen Kills Woman in Suicide Attempt

Long story short..
Because another 16 year old girl would not have sex with her, this teen drove parents Mercedes into on-coming traffic and killed a mother of 3..

I hope they send her to jail forever, she'll get ALL the lesbo luvin' she wants there.

WTF??

Yes, that's an ATF Agent with with Pistol stuck in his ear.. Brilliant.
That's almost as good as the DEA Agent who shoots himself..

Yea, these are the PROFESSIONALS who, according to Hillary "Hilter" Clinton, should be the ONLY poeple able to own, or carry a firearm..

Horseshit.

WTF..?

So I went to REI tonight with some of the guys from the SAR team. The whole purpose was this Clinic they were putting on.. "Wilderness Survival".

Oh..

My..

Gawd..

They brought in this "Special" guest instructor who is supposed to be some sort of a Survival Expert. I wouldn't trust that guy leading a bunch of Girl Scouts through a Grocery Store! He made SEVERAL mistakes that are just crazy.. He lost all credibility.. Then he started telling us about Search and Rescue.. And he was wrong about that too! Stuff that was wrong in ANY book..

ARRRRGGGGGGGGG...